Obviously, my history with certain individuals in the progressive movement are, shall I say, “strained”. I refuse to be anyone’s puppet. If that makes me a little less popular, then, so be it. Here’s a few of my more memorable quotes:
“The moment you tell someone you love them you give them the power to break your heart.”
“A politician is someone who can convince you that stealing candy from a baby is good for the country.”
“We all breathe the same air, drink the same water and will be buried in the same ground. Who among us, then, is superior?”
“The only thing more scary than a politician running around kissing babies is a politician running around promising to cut taxes.”
“Wisdom is a gift only time can unwrap.”
“A conservative wants the guy on welfare to pull himself up by his bootstraps. A liberal wants to give the guy a pair of boots.”
“Truth is more subjective than you might think.”
“All politicians are liars but not all liars are politicians. Some of them are used-car salesmen.”
“And the rich get fatter, licking their greasy lips as the price of gas goes up again…”
To be continued!
- Kurt Poleet
June 25, 2008 at 6:54 pm
“A conservative wants the guy on welfare to pull himself up by his bootstraps. A liberal wants to give the guy a pair of boots.”
A liberal wants to give the guy a pair of boots, but only if he agrees to sacrifice some of his liberty in exchange for votes so liberals can give everyone boots.
A conservative will provide the optimal environment with which to put on his boots that are acquired at an affordable cost thanks to the free market.